By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 231
You deserved it 7 282
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meanie_monday 0

Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)

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anger18 0

it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol

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hgeestarr 0

your boyfriend must have a small dick. get a new one

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Smo_fml 0

I didn't read any of the comments to see if anyone has suggested this: Your boyfriend really wants you to have an ******. So say it turns you on (you don't have to mention that it's the only way for you to ****** but even then, he probably wouldn't object) if you had sex on the running motorcycle. Don't want to try that, the dryer will have the same affect.

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Intoxicunt 5

Congratulations, you got a TON of comments for this. Anyway, it's true that vibration helps. But besides that, some women CANNOT have an ****** from regular vaginal sex. You might be one of the girls who can only get off from clitoral stimulation. No biggie, just tell your bf it's not his fault.

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

LOL. Nice. I agree with #130. :)

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tenebrus 0

and by "you deserved it", I mean it's been three years already... right?

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jlover408 0

Bitches gotta know how to explore your body. Thats your fault!

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theblondeglory 0

It's because you probably ****** by clit, not by intercourse

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x0_blonde 0

well, it's more fhl than yyours. maybe he should just try something new, because, apparently, vibrations just do it for you. that's fine, just let him know that. no problem.

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