Sex, Bikes and Intimacy: Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

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By hahanosirr - 21/05/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Jen - 20/03/2012 05:11 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Sweet sensation

By Katrina641 - 26/02/2010 04:20 - France

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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meanie_monday 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:21

Dump the guy, date the bike. Problem solved ;)

anger18 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:14

it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol

Comments

testing_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:53

Maybe you're just not into boys, but bicycles...? Wouldn't be the strangest thing I've heard of.

philosopher 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:09

You know, maybe this girl is just weird. She gets off on inanimate objects rather than people. Considering some of the girls on this site, I really think it could be the case. Maybe she needs an "It" like in South Park.

motto_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:16

she's not weird... just because he can't make her ******. Some men can, and others can't. Like my ex... not even if he had a gun to his head... the man couldnt make me cum

sika_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:28

No man can "make" you have an ******. You are not a passive participant. He provides the stimulation, but it is up to you to focus and guide your own body. Or just give up and get on top. That way you can just rub yourself the right way.

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:07

Sika, consider yourself one admirer wealthier in the internet personae department. Exceptionally well said. Except the give-up and go on-top part. Whatever happened to deep eye-contact mutually-fueled rhythm? Sheesh, folks these days. Seems one party's always doing all the work!

Daaniellee1234 8

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:57

# 53. What are you, like 7 years old?

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:01

I can't decide what this one is. All I really keep coming up with, is that it's all upstairs. Yes, as individuals we have preferences, and these preferences definitely establish the parameters for each of us to achieve arousal, respectively. Regardless, it's mind over matter in my opinion. Or not. Your brain could just be wired to respond to vibrations downstairs. Either way, time to talk to your bf about it so you can both pursue a more mutually gratifying physical experience. Or not. Good luck whatever occurs.

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:25

Some girls have a hard time having orgasms. You need to figure out a way to fix this yourself and not expect him to do all of the work. You also need to experiment with your own body so you know what does what.