By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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Puppys_Doll 28

My fiancé did the same thing last year :/

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Mysofuckeduplife 8

I would buy a strap on and when he opens it...look him dead in the eye as serious as you can be and say you want anal lets go

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Bansheefaerie 9

my response would have been "okay, I'll buy a strap on."

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philbatronicus 3

As someone who only got to do it because I asked out the 'right' girl, it's just another hole, people. One that doesn't even self-lubricate, and makes poop. Get over the hype, watch less ****.

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donb23 23

what is is with guys wanting to do anal? Are they gay?

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deathdefiance99 2

and how is that a problem? saves you money also.

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