By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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DylanWithAy 1

"A Very Anal Christmas". An endearing tale of love and pain.

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QueenOfSuppness 25

The real question is he on the giving or receiving side?

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small_homo 2

buy a strap on, he didn't clarify he wanted to top. and if he won't do it, why should you

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vetisthewicked 9

Tell him you'll poop in a mayonnaise jar, heat it up in the microwave, and he can take that out on the porch and have at it. it's about the same sensation really. joking aside, I don't know why this would be enjoyable for anyone but hey I don't judge, have at it if you want. just use a good amount of lube so you don't hurt yourself.

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Blake77_fml 19

Tell him okay and buy a strap on, he'll be surprised

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