By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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BBeffedmylife 28

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

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Nolimit2217 32

Better go get a hobby.

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copperchinchilla 19

one fml about relationships abd suddenly everyone is Dr Phil

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lndala 15

A flatmate is someone you share a flat with (basically a roommate). A flat is an apartment

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John_in_Oz 11

Why aren't you attracting someone? I can't say, but you could definitely start by trying to be happy for others rather than envious.

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ThatFagJake 6

Awe, im gay and cant get a date either ?

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Niedermayer_20 12

Don't ever depend on having a relationship.

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xluciferx666 21

You should blast Bad Touch by the bloodhound gang

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mr_aaaaaaaa 12

I haven't have a date over 23 yrs

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maxxwell8 13

stop crying I've been single for seven years man and and suck it up

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TallMist 32

"Why you gotta be so rude?"

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supersquirel500 10

gay people are just gross

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JazNim17 18

That would be the part where I'd suddenly develop a craving for something that I don't keep in my apartment, like ice cream. Anything to get out of the house and give them some space. That might be a good idea for you right now, too.

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