Love: Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have...

By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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BBeffedmylife 28

Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

Nolimit2217 32

Monday 12 January 2015 17:44

Better go get a hobby.

Comments

TM24D 15

Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

I'm sorry dude that sucks :(

davidpropert 32

Monday 12 January 2015 20:53

Thank you for that wonderful insight

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 12 January 2015 21:19

It would suck more if they were doing it in OP's bed.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 12 January 2015 23:17

And left the used condom in there

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 13 January 2015 5:45

It would suck more if OP could see them and they were, well, sucking more!

TM24D 15

Friday 16 January 2015 18:38

@davidpropert Screw you, sarcastic twat.

davidpropert 32

Monday 19 January 2015 16:30

Anytime :)

bardo264 17

Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

That sounds really lonely. Hang in there, op!

BBeffedmylife 28

Monday 12 January 2015 17:42

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

devildog562 33

Monday 12 January 2015 18:55

Why not just play some Marvin Gaye loud. Nothing wrong with the roomies getting some. Hopefully op will find something to make her happy.

lndala 15

Monday 12 January 2015 21:56

Op is male

devildog562 33

Monday 12 January 2015 22:05

Touché. Does it really matter though?

iAmPaul 49

Tuesday 13 January 2015 3:22

Yes, it does.

DrCheese 16

Monday 12 January 2015 17:43

But headphones.

Nolimit2217 32

Monday 12 January 2015 17:44

Better go get a hobby.

Eliseopwns 22

Monday 12 January 2015 17:47

You don't need a date to be happy; but if you want one, go get 'em, tiger!

MegasaurusRex89 28

Monday 12 January 2015 17:48

It's not worth obsessing about having a date or a gf. Just go out and enjoy your own life without relying on others. Plus, if you go out and do things you enjoy, you're more likely to find a like-minded girl ;)

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 14 January 2015 0:04

That's how I feel. Go and live life, and sometime, you may run into someone to live life with.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 12 January 2015 17:48

I'd go out, take a walk or something.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Monday 12 January 2015 17:49

I think it's time to get out, maybe call up some friends for coffee or something. Or just take a stroll with your earbuds. You sound a little lonely, hang tight!