By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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BBeffedmylife 28

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

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Nolimit2217 32

Better go get a hobby.

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kvv189 6

thats four guys and one girl i dont thing he wants a anal pounding but i could be wrong

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cakefete2 30

You should get out or get it on. Either way, just beat it.

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chikinscratch00 8

lol that hella sucks. You should be happy for them though.

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Matttis 7

I don't understand... Why are you complaining about being free?

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nitrog100 21

Because that's like asking someone who lives in their car why they would ever want to have to pay for housing.

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limabeans101029 20

Being in a relationship doesn't mean you can't be free. If it's a good relationship, that is.

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AverageJoey 18

Better yet, ask your friends for dating advice.

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Incognico 22

If you won't go out, you could put the same sign on the bathroom door ..... Don't forget to bring your own music along...

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ACEK1NG 3

Knock on the door and ask if you can join.

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vikky538 28

go out ..fishing is always open in bars...best of luck..

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