By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML
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BBeffedmylife 28

I think now would be a good time to go out for a stroll or a cup of coffee..

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Nolimit2217 32

Better go get a hobby.

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shaynacaves 15

I've been single for over a year and my family constantly asks how my boyfriend is doing.

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Mauskau 35

My family don't hassle me because my ex was abusive. I've been on dates but I apparently have awful taste in men :< it is nice being single, I just miss the cuddles in bed!

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justinccp 8

Totally agree with # 7 My friend - sticking around the place makes you think way too much on it when there's a big world out there lol Like she brought out - get out, do what you want & awesome people who are the same mindset will be right there. Be good for you.

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ndnpride88 25

Get out the house be active and go find that one you want.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Well if they aren't going to let him join then he'll have to beat it himself.

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kurodansei 16

Are you sure? It sounds like they're loving it.

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