By lonely otaku - 25/12/2013 07:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML
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marcranger 28

The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!

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AbstraktThoughts 13

You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!

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JMichael 25

Oh and it'll listen to you and not cheat on you! It's like the perfect boyfriend!

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Melkboy 7

Boo ******' hoo, you want a tissue? So what, have fun with the pillow, enjoy your quiet time alone, do some fun activities, listen to some music. You don't need a boyfriend to exist.

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kingTaz 6

Hopefully your ex found a less needy chick!

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blazingshot147 19

Well I hope you get a loving boyfriend that can do things your pillow can do and more.

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asherm 15

Me too. But in my case, I realized he wanted to cuddle with my friend, so I got rid of that shit and I'm better off :)

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jjmiller1001 17

on the news this morning they had a family that for Christmas got to watch their daughter die from cancer this morning. I feel so bad for you. NOT!

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crash132118 3

Same with my mom she had a husband though I'm so sorry

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InjrU 3

That's better! Merry Christmas you lucky bastard!

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