Love: Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend...

By lonely otaku - 25/12/2013 07:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

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By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

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Sounds wonderful

By hermit's life - 25/12/2016 07:11 - United States - Sellersburg

Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By girlymae - 27/02/2013 07:59 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/12/2018 09:30 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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marcranger 28

Wednesday 25 December 2013 16:25

The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!

AbstraktThoughts 13

Wednesday 25 December 2013 16:25

You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!

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xxcaitlannxx 15

Friday 11 July 2014 2:28

Upgrade

over9000skittles 15

Tuesday 12 August 2014 23:23

Was it of Levi Ackerman?

IntoYourIcyBlues 7

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:49

At least you still have something to cuddle

Epickitty58 29

Monday 9 March 2015 21:43

At least you have something to cuddle with! That's better than not having anything at all.

PikachuGod 10

Saturday 20 June 2015 5:35

Nothing wrong with that! :D Body pillows are comfy

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 29 April 2016 3:05

I'm not saying you deserved this, because you don't, but somehow, I believe the comments on this story would be quite different if you were a guy.

pheonixfire13 17

Friday 15 July 2016 6:49

Let me guess, Levi from AoT?

SympathyStandard 16

Friday 2 September 2016 22:43

Weeaboo not otaku

fmyinternet 13

Friday 23 December 2016 17:06

I don't even have a pillow...

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Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

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Today, I got 4 "photo enforced" speeding tickets in the mail. It was from the car that was stolen from me three weeks ago. FML

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Today, I found out that my waking up every morning with my ear being ridiculously plugged is actually an ear infection. How did I not know? It's simple: my ears generate enough wax to make an entire fucking candle, so I assumed they were just building up again. FML

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Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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Today, I received a chain-mail text that vividly described what "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on. I'm so paranoid that I did just that. I also realized that accidentally forwarding such things to your boss can get you fired. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds wonderful

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