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By you're welcome - 07/03/2019 04:00

Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to go buy him a biscuit and a cup of coffee for breakfast from the 7-11 nearby. When I got back, he shot me a dirty look, ripped the contents of the biscuit out and ate only the bread. FML
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tounces7 27

Ripped the contents of the biscuit out and ate only the bread? What contents does a biscuit even have other than the bread?

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bluejello2001 18

Once I got my license, my parents just bribed me to do things like this. "We want coffee and donuts for breakfast! Go pick us up _____ and get whatever you want." Worked alright for me.

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tounces7 27

Ripped the contents of the biscuit out and ate only the bread? What contents does a biscuit even have other than the bread?

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Shawnie Gallant 24

Could be Canadian, could be a breakfast sandwich. That could be the name of the sandwich

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bitlol 4

They mean a breakfast biscuit as in a ham egg and cheese sandwich with an american buscuit as the bread

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RoadRunnerZ 13

Admit we will all do these when we have kid and they can drive because we know we aren’t going out at 7:00 in the morning

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bluejello2001 18

Once I got my license, my parents just bribed me to do things like this. "We want coffee and donuts for breakfast! Go pick us up _____ and get whatever you want." Worked alright for me.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

People who tell you to get even with your dad is bad advice, he's your dad. Maybe he wasn't having a good morning.

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RichardPencil 30

You ought to withhold your rent this month and your portion of the utilities!

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interesting33 36

he woke you up just to make you get something for him? that seems quite out of order . you may be his child but you shouldn't have to be dealing with that.

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