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By kise - 28/11/2012 06:20 - France - Paris

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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Top comments

cmanaus 3

Sucks for the people inside

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MDM15 5

Looks like someone's off the invite list

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Comments

ICastillo 24

Well you had the right idea OP. Next time don't be such a puss and hold your liquor.

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ICastillo 24

Your being an ass, so do you eat ass?!?

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ICastillo 24

He better clean his own puke up if he is going to be a pussy and throw up might as well clean it up don't you think.

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lilhellian 26

43 Do drunken idiots ever do it willingly if it's not their house?

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ICastillo 24

That's a good point "drunken idiots" is all that needs to be said.

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ManInTheMachine 19

That's why you "bottle sip", not "bottle guzzle".

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TheDrifter 23

OP Is getting better, no passing out on mom's floor this time.

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banta98 5

As long as it isnt your house why is it bad?

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Misswildsides 22

Well. If you got that shit faced and puked through someone's window (assuming it wasn't your house) wouldn't you be embarrassed? Somebody would have to clean that up because your too drunk.

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xrudeboyrock 29

Sorry OP! That sucks, but it will be funny one day. Just make sure you compensate for the clean-up and now you know how much you can handle!

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chellyX92 8

I read "drunk at a party" and knew it wasn't going to be good. Although, no good story starts with "yo I had this salad."

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lelo007 11

I don't know how I've managed it, but the few times I've gotten ill from having one too many, I have been lucky to keep it together long enough to find a bathroom. But this does suck for you, even though it was your fault you were that drunk in the first place. Hopefully the host was forgiving!

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