By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

That is one pissed off vibrate.

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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

That is one pissed off vibrate.

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jcrob 0

are you sure u didn't just wet the bed and come up with some elaborate (lame) excuse? I mean what type of phone vibrates and sounds like that... specially muffled by a pillow and mattress ?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Woah, It's Mike Sorentino with Barry Manilow's haircut.^

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bravesfan112233 0

wear diapers next time

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abbi96x 0

You have issues! My phone vibration certainly doesn't replicate a plane crashing into my house.. You just fail.

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imacreeper 3

do you also wake up in the night to go and pee and run as fast you can to your bed when you're done doing your business because you think a demon is behind you too, OP?

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Darth_Naru 0

What kind of phone vibrating sounds like that?!

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chuymac 3

54. hey I do that!!! you got to love the way our bodies work when we are frighten

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ahole123 0

Couldn't have put any better myself

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Lapy_fml 0

Why must so many Fml'ers be such damn Grammar Nazis? If someone doesn't capitalize something, does it really effect you at all?

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KiddNYC1O 20

40- As KaySL hinted, it's "affect". Lol

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PoserDisposer 0

Grammar Nazis FTW.

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nate_msm 0

my grammar is crap but this was rather funny

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kder0aeon 9

I know. I wonder if OP is normally a scary cat. look on the bright side; at least it wasn't a plane about to crash into your home.

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anon2468 0

and it sounded like a plane crashing...? hmm.. that's one powerful vibrate. :P

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RockstarRN 10

I am thinking this is a false statement. I can't imagine it being that loud.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

hey you never know. my old phone's vibrate sounded like a huge ass bug flapping it's wings.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

or close to their ear the vibrate to the bed could sound like it

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luvppl 6

maybe they lied about it being a phone... I'll let your minds think of what else it might be... lol :)

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afdude87 6

paranoid much? or just live really close to an active runway? lol

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tbreezy180 0

woahh I don't think you should put your phone on vibrate anymore :)

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DreaminOfMusic 0

wow really? that'd be a much louder situation! but maybe you're just paranoid and crazy. fyl but you kinda deserve ot

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babycakess10 0

I sleep with my phone on viberate under my pillow every night and it doesn't remotely sound like there's a plane crashing into my house when it vibrates while I'm sleeping..?

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kevinophamaa 4

lol i had something like that, but i didnt react that badly, i was just freaking out like wtf 0.0

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