By milliepede - 27/05/2016 16:03

Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
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milliepede 14

Hi guys! OP here, I know it's a bit late, but here's some more detail. The tattoo I got was an under boob piece, so it's highest point reaches mid cleavage, lowest point in about an inch above my belly button, and it is the width of my entire torso. I had a vest top on underneath my work blouse, and a heavier work blouse on than I would normally wear to combat any nip attacks during the day, I just wasn't expecting to be sat under an air conditioning unit for 9 hours! I'm not allowed to wear a hoody at work due to my office's employee dress code, and as I heal in a few days normally (this is my 10th tattoo) I didn't think I'd need to buy any nipple covers for one day of work! My colleague didn't mean any harm by it, and actually apologized once he read some of these comments! so thanks guys :)

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Top comments

ThunderLightTSV 31

Key their cars with your nipples in revenge. Don't actually, but yea they're assholes.

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nonsensical 26

Hopefully you didn't rip 2 holes in your shirt!

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Comments

KungFuJack3 16

Why does everyone assume the coworker is a guy? Like come on...

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Tripartita 44

What are you talking about? As of writing this, only #21 has gendered the coworker as male, and he does it in a hypothetical dialog. 1/35 is far from "everyone."

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loveyabsb 3

get a bra that is strapless or doesnt touch your tattoo, depending on where exactly it is. that is what i did when i got my shoulder blades tattooed.

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ChristinePi 36

Nipple pasties if you're that insecure of everyone seeing your nipples

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Unenunciable 14

Not sure if it's insecurity, I'm confident in mine but just don't want to share them with every Tom, Dick and Harry I meet on the street. But I agree, aren't there these neutral stickies that allow you to freeboob and just prevent PNS (pointy nipple syndrome)? Seems like the best solution. Also, maybe just turn down the AC.

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Sora_McKain 36

Never heard of PNS, I always use the term THO (tittle hard on) lol.

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Binglebeee 16

Technically yes, you could type it with your nipples, because the do work on touch screen phones! (Don't ask how I know this)

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Binglebeee 16

Minor static umpulses from human skin. you could type with your knee if you could aim it well enough XD

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freddygasman 18

and yet another waste of perfectly good sarcasm

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dracolich 27

Tell your manager the air conditioner has been on too much. I don't get why everyone else is being all HIDE YO NIPPLES. If I had an euro for every hard nippled guy I come across I could afford a fancy expensive dinner once a month.

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charliewhippet 9

Why would you tell your coworker that you can't wear a bra? TMI

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sweetpotato301 7

Maybe OP is good friends with her coworker? I don't know about you but my friends and I occasionally talk about our boobs, periods etc. in pretty graphic detail

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zefronke8 25

Did you get a tattoo on your nipples or something? Jk

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