By thundermoo - 27/05/2016 16:13 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML
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thundermoo 16

OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.

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Dusty_Cups 30

Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

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1991stealth 21

Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

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1991stealth 21

Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.

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moonlight77 28

So replace the batteries then, and he won't ask. Sorry Op, but you deserved this one.

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MrsDruidess 23

I have to agree, if you're taking batteries out of other things in the house to get your vibe on, not only do you have a problem, but you also deserve the comments. Maybe he's not so clueless and wants you to pay for your own ******.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Just tell him "You see, when a girl and a battery operated boy fall in love..."

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captainsmegma 12

Missus just bought a new one of those vibrating weenies at one of those slutty Tupperware ***** parties events. has a usb charger. Perhaps you can find a similar event near you.

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lulinator 40

Lol, slutty Tupperware ***** parties. That was classic.

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Fenbrae 17

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Mauskau 35

You can also buy ones with mains chargers or that are actually powered by the mains. They're apparently much more powerful.

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laden_swallow09 34

Nah, 24. Two-stroke gas power is the way to go!

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Dusty_Cups 30

Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.

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kiaora_fml 11

Agreed, she should buy her own batteries to be discreet, Bad idea to buy rechargeable batteries though as it can shorten the life of the product, not good for sex tpys.

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anlong93 9

13, really? I hadn't heard that! It's all I use... time to make a change, lol.

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bellydancer82 15

I agree. Not to mention, they make chargeable toys- no batteries involved & they typically are nice enough to last a long time without breaking.

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HoboMeth 33

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jbuckets_404 38

#10: It means "not gettin' any" - but OP didn't state whether that's voluntary or involuntary.... :-(

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MandieL 27

It would be my guess that it is not by choice. Otherwise I would assume she would use the word abstinent.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Lots of people use celibate as absinant. Also I used to use up batteries a lot, too. And my mom knew why lol...

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amsterdamgirl 20

like you? I'd rather only use vibratory for the rest of my life.

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cho_bee 9

That's funny! Oh wait, was that a joke?

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ever_enthralled 19

Sounds like it's time to switch to rechargeable batteries.

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jmledford 10

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yerawizardlizzy 27

You really don't understand what's going on.

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UndeadCity9 19

You're right he doesn't know but he does know that OP is using celibate wrong.

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