By milliepede - 27/05/2016 16:03

Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 061
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milliepede tells us more.

Hi guys! OP here, I know it's a bit late, but here's some more detail. The tattoo I got was an under boob piece, so it's highest point reaches mid cleavage, lowest point in about an inch above my belly button, and it is the width of my entire torso. I had a vest top on underneath my work blouse, and a heavier work blouse on than I would normally wear to combat any nip attacks during the day, I just wasn't expecting to be sat under an air conditioning unit for 9 hours! I'm not allowed to wear a hoody at work due to my office's employee dress code, and as I heal in a few days normally (this is my 10th tattoo) I didn't think I'd need to buy any nipple covers for one day of work! My colleague didn't mean any harm by it, and actually apologized once he read some of these comments! so thanks guys :)

Top comments

Key their cars with your nipples in revenge. Don't actually, but yea they're assholes.

nonsensical 26

Hopefully you didn't rip 2 holes in your shirt!

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I'm guessing tape isn't an option? For your nipples I mean, did you not think of it or you couldn't do that for some reason?

So, if you press the wrong key with your nipples, is that considered a nip slip?

That's messed up but actually kind of funny.

This may sound weird, but when I can't wear a bra with a certain dress or shirt and don't have any covers, I just put Band-Aids over my nipples and it works really well.

embracingsilence 15

The only thing missing in this story is an illustrative video clip

Hmmm should I laugh or feel sorry for you??

Hmmmm should I laugh or feel sorry for you!