Love: Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend... - FML

By Junkiegamer - 27/04/2015 14:20 - United States - Huntsville

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

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Junkiegamer 26

Tuesday 28 April 2015 15:06

Hey it Op, for one I am a male. The break-up wasn't fun, but it wasn't horrible. We lived together before hand because we go to college together and I offered to let her new girlfriend stay here, because she had nowhere else to go. I'm not sure what the word is but my ex loves people for who they are, gender doesn't really to her

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nikkipettyfer 24

Monday 27 April 2015 22:37

I'd like to hear this story

anonamous14 9

Monday 27 April 2015 22:38

Lesbehonest that sucks

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ryan1268 18

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:09

How the hell do you even get in this situation in the first place?

calerino 8

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:22

3 way?

ccpowpow 11

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:33

Is she let u move in with her, she has to still like u or that's just cruel.

ConspiracyCake 8

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:57

Way to pull a Ross, man

BrassWing13 11

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:01

It's always the worst when your girl leaves you for a girl. I can't imagine living with them. Good luck

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 2 May 2015 12:31

How is it the worst, though? What's so bad about women that it's a huge blow to the ego when you're left for one? Wouldn't it just suck to be left for someone else in general? (I'm truly asking without any malice, I've just never known the answer to this...)

MrZsDad 19

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:06

FML because you don't know a good thing when you have it, and you sure as hell do not deserve it.

Mat2000_1 4

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:45

I sense a sitcom

CaroAurelia 12

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:48

This sounds like a TV show. That sucks, though.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 28 April 2015 7:55

Giggity or not giggity, not sure.

ArcticHumboldt 13

Tuesday 28 April 2015 8:23

Anybody else think of Friends?

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