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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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Vicious and unprovoked

By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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h_langston12 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:17

protect the fragiles

IOwnedYou 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

Boom nut shot.

Comments

h_langston12 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:17

protect the fragiles

HoesInaBox 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:33

kickball rule #24: never catch the ball with more balls.

jake_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:43

how the hell is that not rule # 1?

HoesInaBox 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:51

not all of us have other balls to catch it with :P

ma18worrell 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:29

ouch

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:32

lmao #23

Tripout 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:25

YDI for playin kickball

pipp360 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:41

agreed with 18

KateeJo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:04

Unless you have good ******** eye coordination. (:

Rickymonkeypants 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:29

....well played kid, well played

PwnerJohn 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:14

#66, they HAD to play, it was against their will...

pimparmenian69 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:37

lmfaoooooo!!! love it!!

Ayre 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:00

haha good one :D

Halive 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:01

Agreed

kojak2091 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:09

boobs are partly spherical

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:18

oh wow

clandestine77 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

this made me lol. he said it matter of fact like.

IOwnedYou 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:20

Boom nut shot.

TONYMFSTARK 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:25

anyone else get that reference?

npk88 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:23

I'm in NC too...considering the snowstorm they are predicting for us those kids should be glad their teacher let them play kickball on the last day of school they will have for at least a week! (which is how long it usually takes for everything to get back to normal around here when it snows!)

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:46

*snort* People go batshit insane about snow here. All the grocery stores are completely empty, yet it only ever snows a few scant inches, if at all.

Boddmon 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:03

Lucky bastards, we have at least 5 big storms here each year and everything still remains open for business.

cmac86 23

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:56

Arkansas goes crazy when an inch of snow is predicted. and usually the weather people are wrong but they nailed it this time- lots of snow and more ice than Vancouver's Olympic rinks. everything is closed here, even ihop and waffle house!

lucy331 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:24

I hate it how all the schools close just for a few inches (normally 1 or 2) of snow!! up here in Vermont we get big storms every year and it's like no big deal! everything stays open even school! School up here only ha about 2 to 5 snow days a year!