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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML

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Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By Snails - 12/06/2019 20:00

Today, while at work, I let out a nasty wet fart, thinking no one would hear me since I work in a warehouse. My coworker did hear me, and replied, "WTF? Shots fired! Shots fired!" FML

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Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:51

Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 5 December 2012 9:13

At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.

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yesyesnonono 10

Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:35

I don't see how your boss didn't see that coming. And it's on him anyway for saying "what" twice. Dumbass. I mean in the song it's fine, it makes sense with the rhythm and everything, but ho says that in actual speech?

darkhakai 18

Friday 7 December 2012 20:39

I was wondering the same thing. I tried to come up with a situation where it might be natural, but I think the boss was just baiting them, lol.

VeeEight 5

Wednesday 5 December 2012 18:31

Hahahaha epic!

BadGuy_Ogg 4

Wednesday 5 December 2012 19:01

Lolol this had me cracking up for a good minute

zuelhater 7

Thursday 6 December 2012 0:12

How professional!?!?

baileymarie102 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 1:20

Lmao, congratulations! You made my day. I really needed a laugh, so thank you. Hopefully, your boss is humorous.

brittanyrmh_ 12

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:11

I'm really curious as to what OP's boss's reaction was

RockVolley09 8

Thursday 6 December 2012 6:37

Hahaha I love it!!!!!

heartemopants 18

Thursday 6 December 2012 9:36

Best song ever!!! No I retract that... The emo song is the best but best music video EVER!!!!

scadeypants 2

Thursday 6 December 2012 10:04

You absolute legend

Sir_derpington 2

Thursday 6 December 2012 12:30

Young man, you are grounded!

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