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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2025 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:51

Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 5 December 2012 9:13

At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.

Comments

Hannahbanana95 8

Wednesday 5 December 2012 13:42

Awkward.. Lol(:

nashada1 0

Wednesday 5 December 2012 13:51

I love that song!

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 December 2012 13:55

Now that your boss knows what you like, you should bring lube to your next "performance review."

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 5 December 2012 14:41

Thats just not fair. Anyone would fall for that "what what" trick.

lmbachman 23

Wednesday 5 December 2012 15:39

Ahahaha... I love verbal diarrhea...

lenabeanna 3

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:10

I hope your boss is a you tube fan and seen this music video lol.

duckfan4life 1

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:10

Hahahahahahahahah all I can do is laugh at that

WeAreRisen 6

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:38

Honestly, I can't see anyone saying "what, what?" Without the intention of some reference. It just seems too easy.

cgstarz790 3

Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:02

I wish there was a way to like this. Lmfao hilarious :D

love_me_electric 20

Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:42

There is, it's right beside the favorite button.

melissahoefs83 2

Wednesday 5 December 2012 17:18

Hahaha. Love this!

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