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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 10/04/2025 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 8:51

Oh Butters, how you should restrain yourself...

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 5 December 2012 9:13

At least you didn't ask him if he wanted to do it in the butt, in your butt.

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 6 December 2012 18:42

That's funny!!! Did he Wut Wut in the butt you as he fired you !!?lol

mecca512 4

Thursday 6 December 2012 20:45

Would've been funny if his come back was (you wanna do it in my butt! In my butt!)

jc95sd 3

Thursday 6 December 2012 23:24

And you got a raise right?

octopussperm125 18

Friday 7 December 2012 2:51

Lets do it in the butt, okay

AnnaMariaG 3

Friday 7 December 2012 19:49

I'm laughing so hard right now

erinchick1 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 5:41

That's an awesome fail!

haley_626 5

Monday 10 December 2012 5:33

That's happened to me too, just not with a boss. Awkward.

Larco_fml 3

Friday 8 August 2014 7:30

He deserved it.

Timelord__Zelda 0

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:15

You're my hero

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