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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 578

You deserved it 3 995

By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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You deserved it 5 502

By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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You deserved it 11 368

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

Hott

By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 3 439

By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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You deserved it 4 326

Take it where you can

By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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You deserved it 152

By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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You deserved it 3 532

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 122

You deserved it 4 709

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 663

You deserved it 40 893

Trace01m 11

Monday 17 January 2011 22:18

Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.

drakem 7

Monday 17 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?

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onebigdoosh 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:03

Europeans aren't funnny

funktown 2

Monday 17 January 2011 21:10

^funny

mintcar 9

Monday 17 January 2011 21:10

Aw, I'm sorry. I'm sure you're not that bad looking.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 21:15

I don't really feel different towards people when I'm drunk anyway. Ugly or non-ugly.

AlexBuda 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:32

Well I hope you have a good personality, but judging by your friends I assume your an ass.

IneffableLullaby 13

Monday 17 January 2011 21:34

It really sucks if you're so ugly even alcohol doesn't help your appearance. :(

nathan5 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:42

^ Shoe

Trace01m 11

Monday 17 January 2011 22:18

Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.

southhawks 0

Monday 17 January 2011 22:55

what you need to do is get your life together and put God first. Matthew 6.33

southhawks 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:57

: o come on man! I said nothing wrong.

daiissyyy 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 7:00

hahah!

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Same thing different taste

Chuds out on the town

Hott

Take it where you can

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