By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

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perdix 29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

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SirTalkaton 22

That depends on how good looking or well endowed OP is.

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SirTalkaton 22

Good luck OP! Remember, YOU make the clothes, the CLOTHES don't make you! Own any outfit you've got!

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HOTSHOT99999 2

Dont hate, appreciate!

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perdix 29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

4 - There definitely is a position for a naked person and, depending on the boss's predilections, a tight ass might not be a con, if you know what I mean ;-)

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Ambient25 24

Just pick up the phone in front of the dog and call a Chinese buffet, telling them you have a "you know what" for their menu. That should scare your dog.

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GunSh0w 4

It's time for a new dream job if you couldn't get it after 3

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RedPillSucks 31

Actually, some companies have multiple interviews of candidates they're serious about hiring and who may be qualified for more than one position. OP should simply go with her next best clothing option. As someone else said, the person makes the outfit, not the otherway round.

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Horsempeg 25

That sucks OP! My dog does the same. They have to be trained better! Hopefully you had something even better to wear then what you picked out :)

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Jharrist89 12

I doubt your suit would've made a lasting impression. You were obviously competing for your dream job.

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PulseShock 9

Atleast it wasn't chocolate and the dog died. You should know your dog by now and should leave clothes or anything he could "eat" away from him. Sorry but YDI

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MrClean17 15

Sometimes dogs randomly misbehave. We had a dog who was good for five years then suddenly started ******** in the house everyday for no reason. I don't get why it's a FML though. It sucks losing the clothes but il sure there's another outfit OP can wear to the interview.

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zevo1415 10

Well if it was one of those velvet hangers, you could wear that. Those are fancy

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olpally 32

That's ruff. Damn you scooby doo! Stop meddling in other people's business!

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