By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 691
You deserved it 4 702

Same thing different taste

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I wanna know what conversations you have at the dinner table if you think that is yummy.

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my family and my brothers girlfriends was asking how we wipe. they kept asking if j wadded of folded the paper. i alsmost threw up

goliatron 9

Bilirubin causes poops to be brown!

yeah, as much as I like telling my family the color of my poop every time I leave the bathroom, that's more of a "sitting in the living room watching American Idol" conversation. not dinner table.

Hawkcody1958 1

lol at least you did nit have poop for dinner,

My mom used to enforce this thing called the "Queen of England rule" where we couldn't talk about anything that we wouldn't bring up if the Queen of England were in the room. It worked until my brother became a teenager and decided that he wouldn't care if the Queen was offended by his crude jokes.

boo hoo for you. seriously the only way I can see this being an fml is if your boyfriend was over for dinner or if your turned out to be green.

At least it wasn't a discussion about the flavor.

bananapajama1 0
Monkeybutt1 0

Not as bad as when my mom was teaching me why i shouldnt have anal sex and the dangers of it while i was eating..