By jfc519 - 12/08/2012 16:23 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML
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Software development company. Not gonna put the name out there though, cause I like having a job. I got into this job expecting peace and quiet all day, but I quickly found out the bosses don't give a shit, and people can get away with anything but murder if they kiss enough arse afterward. You could pop round to HR to complain about pretty much anything, and they'd still tell you to get ******. Sometimes I wonder if they even do anything beside play tetris all day. :|

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DocBastard 38

Punched into next week? So you get a free week of pay! Make sure your supervisor signs off your punch card.

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jetsown08 21

Hey, while you're in next week, do you mind getting me the winning lotto numbers? I know a Nigerian prince that can help me wire some of the winnings to you account in exchange for your credit card info.

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Oceansnipe17 8

Sue? Hostile work environment? Assault? Take your pick...

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sacrosanct2 23

Hands down one of the funniest fmls I've read

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KingreX32 21

You gotta love assult time travel. I wish i could be punched into the past so I can exploit the future.

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Comoke1024 19

Pull a Tom Cruise from South Park. "YOU ARE SO SUED" :D

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sydstoomuch 19

People will always find a reason to fight

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Zaayuro 9

see ya on tuesday mana hope you are okay

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