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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:23

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:29

Ewwww, cooooooties!

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Euyup 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 8:51

Maybe your breath smelled?

gdawg1300 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:54

That's never a good sign...

hbbs93 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:11

Did you marry Kim Kardashian?

klong91 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:55

It's a sign, get an annulment and fast!

Johanna334 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:57

Good luck trying to get some on the honeymoon

misshighjinks 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:47

Maybe she didnt want to do it in front of people?

jpallan 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:49

Clearly you missed one of the all-important nuptial arguments: "Should the kiss at the altar show enthusiasm for the upcoming marriage or should it protect the bridal makeup?"

xCherryx94 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 22:54

Maybe she too shy too kiss infornt of everyone or maybe your breath smell bad?

almostkilledme 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:06

A wife that acts like that, only one word comes to mind...."RUN"! You shouldn't have any problem getting the marriage nullified. I speak from experience, it only gets worse.

LilToonchiii 0

Monday 22 August 2011 13:35

do i hear divorce bells?!

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