Love: Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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ciarafox9 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:23

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:29

Ewwww, cooooooties!

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SneakherHead 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:27

Lmao

Postman25 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:03

wow dude, you need to divorce her immediately, she's gonna use you until your a dried up and left for dead. you are never gonna get laid with that girl again, if you ever did to begin with.

Sam_is_awes0me 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:11

aha awww :) she was probably just tying to make it funny and memorable! she probably kissed him after, it sounds like something I'd do ! aha

Sam_is_awes0me 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:13

aha awww :) she was probably just tying to make it funny and memorable! she probably kissed him after, it sounds like something I'd do ! aha

toplinesportsny 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:49

I think the word "ANULMENT" should be first thought on your mind! On a day that symbolic, imagine her reaction when you try and kiss her hello or goodbye! You are in for a loveless marriage. Get out now before you really regret it!

philly215 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:09

I agree with Ciarafox.... :-(

drakesylvan 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:43

Dump the bitch.

gettingAblumpkin 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:49

thats cold dude u should talk to her about that

lol_marshmallows 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 0:14

divorce her ass!

lulzmylife 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 0:16

Wow, you must be a really terrible kisser.

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