By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 19:23 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
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gracehi 31

For his birthday, get him a picture of a gift card to his favorite restaurant. :P

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Crofty92 17

My company made £200m profit last year and all I got was a shitty box of chocolates.

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LowExpectations 30

Looks like you did better than OP then. My company does the same shit though. They cut my pay but offer free lunches. ******* bastards.

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asparagus12 21

This is like "Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation!"

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asparagus12 21

I love when a movie can tie into real life!

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clrichmond2009 24

Glad I'm not the only one thinking of Christmas Vacation!

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lulinator 40

Frame it. Maybe his signature will be worth something someday, like for being The Ultimate Douchebag.

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hottentot15 4

Sounds like an episode of the Office when Michael fakes out everyone with his empty promises.

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outoftown 26

I hope your company has a "rate the boss" segment in his next performance appraisal.

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wvcheesehead 13

Go over his head, he may well have been authorized, but they are making him a scapegoat, if you find out who screwed you, tie them to a tree and pour honey on his nuts.... and wait for nature to visit.

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alicat13 12

time to find a dark alley way and a baseball bat :-)

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Axipiter 24

I love the smiley face at the end! It makes it seem like this is NOT the start of some devious and sinister plot... Muwahaha!

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fatimakhanxo 8

starting to sound a lot like the office! LOL

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