By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 22:21 - United Kingdom - Derry

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML
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Welshite 39

This is probably the most poetic description of the abomination otherwise known as a monster-in-law.

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uoeno_fml 20

It all started when she hijacked your computer, didn't it?

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awkwardloveannie 28

where is she on a scale of annoying to monster in law

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mercifulbane 3

all married men must read this, the most epic FML i have ever read

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perdix 29

Don't go to the zoo with her! Anagram for mother-in-law? Woman Hitler.

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nancem 7

You didn't met her before you got married?

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olpally 32

What a well written FML. Purely poetic, yet sad. :( bravo! Good luck op.

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rgetting 24

That sounds like my wife's mother-in-law. I try to distance myself as much as possible.

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showmeyourears 19

Wouldn't your wife's mother-in-law be your mother?

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BrotherPhil 35

Presumably that's why 33 tries to distance themself as much as possible.

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raeepressley 12

I was so so so scared of my mother in law when I first met her haha. She's such a sweet lady though! First impressions aren't always right!!

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j_cat187 19

I picture and old crow like hag with a satanic cane capable of driving all mortals in the vicinity into a horrific delusion.

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jonahwalzer 12

She must be really bad....

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lerenard_fml 5

If it has taken you this long to meet your mother-in-law, then perhaps you can avoid her for long intervals of time. Your wife must not be so attached to her anyway.

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