Miscellaneous: Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By uhhh what? - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig

Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 20:16

that is terrible im sorry but i laughed so hard when i read that i feel bad for you though!

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Sunday 12 April 2009 20:17

HAHAHA wow that sucks. this is highly ironic. my best friend is allergic to chocolate and has a brother and sister who always get wayyy more stuff than she does. sorry though...that does suck.

Comments

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Monday 13 April 2009 14:00

lawl fail.

Graham1 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:06

Most of this crap is made up! if your going to post a FML at least make it believable, or half believable

DankJemo 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:06

Sounds like you are the favorite.

audiogasmic 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:48

Your parents suck, end of story. I'd confront them and ask if they had some kind of problem.

Gryphon 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:06

#92. You obviously lead the perfect life cause shit like this happens all the ****** time. my mom did something nearly exactly the same to me two days ago.

MGW501 2

Monday 13 April 2009 18:08

Here's my speculation for you. Your siblings have done something terrible - but both collaborated and blamed you for it - need to ask your parents WTF? just on the basis of "honesty & fairness".

Papillon_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:18

I have the same allergy! It sucks especially when you find out that you're allergic the month before your mum gives you a chocolate birthday cake.

Nandian90 0

Monday 13 April 2009 21:48

Give the egg back and ask for money. Remind them your allergic. LOL FYL

o_fin_rly 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:46

To everyone saying this sounds made up: You would be AMAZED. A friend of mine was off at college and her parents had promised to take her to Disney World for Spring Break about six months in advance, but she had to pay for her ticket to fly home. Well, she did and when she got home they basically told her that they were giving the ticket to go to her sister instead. So she was stuck at home all Spring Break long while all of her friends and practically everyone she knew (including her whole family) was off having a blast on their spring break's. When asked, they totally stood by their decision because the girl's sister never went anywhere with the family because she usually did her own thing. Way to reward the kid who gets great grades and is always home for holidays and family stuff.