Miscellaneous: Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake...

By partygirlxxx - 24/05/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

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Same thing different taste

By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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You deserved it 7 573

By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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You deserved it 151

JGunit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:12

how do you not know its real?

ronton 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 20:16

there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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taylorchasewhite 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 15:58

you people are so ******* dumb. just because your not allowed to call fake doesnt mean these stories actually real dumb *****. nobody would ever mistake a real cockroach for a candy cockroach. ******* idiots

All_My_Seasons 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:27

And now we learn why we don't trust brothers.

happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:53

To #33: OF COURSE THERE IS! They make all kind of wacko, quick-selling stuff these days! Who the hell WOULDN'T buy those things. I once bought Harry Potter Gummy Worms that looked like real worms, Harry Potter Jelly Beans that were flavors consisting of barf, potion, dragon saliva, etc. and more!

jaybrown 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:19

HOW COULD YOU SAY THIS GUY DESERVED IT!!!

facebookfrenzy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:34

Cockroach Clusters!

iEuphorical 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:40

WHAT THE ****. I wouldn't have eaten it either way, how can you eat something that looks so ******* repulsive?

madam_mayham 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 18:02

Well, next time we will check the label won't we? lol

tianshi 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 18:38

okay. that is just nasty.

Silas_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 18:49

And the Darwin award goes to... Please. NO ONE can't tell the difference between a real cockroach and a candy piece.

necromancerlord 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:15

I'll have to remember this, if I never need to get revenge or break up with a bitch I'll whip up some chocolate dipped cockroaches and leave them at their doorstep.