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By partygirlxxx - 24/05/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

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JGunit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:12

how do you not know its real?

ronton 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 20:16

there are no Harry potter edible cockroaches. that's chocolate frogs

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pencilmustache 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:20

ydi because you can't tell the difference between cockroaches and chocolate.

eeee93757 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:04

Yeah, because when I receive something unwrapped that looks like a cockroach, smells like a cockroach, and feels like a cockroach, my first reaction is to take a bite out of it. YDI for being incapable of telling the difference between a cockroach shaped piece of chocolate and an actual cockroach. Your brother deserves a medal.

nicelyjohnson 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:14

So? that's good protein right there lol

livngood_fosho 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:34

that sucks..i heard crickets taste better;]

mizzbizz94_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:06

i really doubt this is true

dankadank 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:23

agree with 60. BLATANT LIE.there are way better REALfmls then this that dont get on

cxal_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:48

You didn't notice that it wasn't even the same color as the candy? That it was hard instead of gummy to the touch? that the antennae were way to small to be reproduce that accurately in a cheap candy factory? same with the legs?