By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
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BRLHP 24

Good luck retrieving that butterfingers.

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SexyQueen0905 24

Now you need a new ring and a new toothbrush.

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BRLHP 24

Good luck retrieving that butterfingers.

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NeatNit 32

Don't most sinks have a part in the pipe where objects fall into and only water gets out of, designed exactly for this kind of scenario? Not all hope is lost, OP!

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Ambient25 24

Guess OP is going to have to wait for the next PayDay for that ring

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enddmd 27

#21 - Yeah it's called a P-Trap and they aren't hard to take apart. They're primarily made to hold sewage gases from coming out of your drain with a water barrier, but they also can hold objects that do not float.

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ChevyRedneck85 13

Sounds like you should just go back to bed an try again tomorrow.

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Kagulocke 13

I'm sure if you go under the sink and look in the Watchamacallit you'll find it. Though sometimes these things Skittle down the drain further.

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Sports_guy3 28

It's the real beginning of "The Series of Unfortunate Events" The book series.

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Alexis2742 31

If it was an engagement ring, this might be a hint that your marriage will go down the drain

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BRLHP 24

Or a sign that it needs to be resized.

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Welshite 39

#2: Uh no. It's a sign that OP is clumsy and soap makes rings slippery.

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BRLHP 24

I don't see why op would have soapy hands over the toilet while pooping/peeing.

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Welshite 39

What was she supposed to use to clean the fecal matter off? Spit?

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DocBastard 38

BRLHP - I am having trouble discerning if you're trolling or just a disgusting cretin who doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom.

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buckeyed 20

@Doc & Welsh: I think he is referring to washing her hands DURING using the restroom, not after.

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NeatNit 32

Uhh I don't understand EITHER of you! The question is how did the ring fall down the toilet. Obviously, her hands should not normally be soapy and above the bathroom at the same time under normal circumstances... and THAT is where clumsiness comes in. Any more questions?

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DividableByZero 11

47- unless OP's the kind of person that wipes sitting down...

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SexyQueen0905 24

Now you need a new ring and a new toothbrush.

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mario2012 18

Toothbrush yes. Ring? That depends. For all we know it could have been OP's wedding ring.

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sarah6786 14

Rule #1 of washing any jewelry is plugging the drain first. It's pretty instinctual to me.

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TwistedCherub1 15

The ring most likely isn't lost. It probably ended up in the trap (the "U" shaped pipe under the sink). A large wrench is all that's required to retrieve it. It's pretty simple to do.

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184886837272837 32

If OP's ring kept falling off maybe it was a bit big for her

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random_cashmere 25

For all you may know OP can't afford a naw ring

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DrippingSarcasm 20

Looks like your marriage is going down the toilet. And don't bother trying to save it, it'll just end up back down in the drain

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Siererrr 13

In most houses it is really easy to get things from the drain, just unscrew the pipes under the sink and voila!

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wisericky 12

"Two hours later I got it out the drain and then the dog ate it..."

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Nyx_fml 23

This OP would have to rummage through poop as well.

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DocBastard 38

How do you stealthily remove anything from the toilet with a toothbrush? And of all the instruments available to you, you chose to put a TOOTHBRUSH in the toilet? You seriously need to reexamine your priorities.

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