Love: Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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Thanks babe

By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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We're so happy for you, sorta!

By Ann - 13/02/2021 21:28

Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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Sign your name across my…?

By bitchonia - 28/03/2020 17:00 - Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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pitbulllove 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:22

Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.

1Tsk 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:16

ooow that's so sweeeeet

Comments

kerrygirl 13

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:26

don't you mean 'our' two month anniversary?! and anyway who celebrates monthly anniversaries?! isn't the whole point of an anniversary the fact that its annually?! unless of course you don't think you'll make it a full year....

Shadic 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:36

It's typical for younger couples to do such. In my past relationship, we'd often try and visit each other on whatever "Monthiversaries" that were convenient, as we were semi-long-distance. (Two hours away in College when neither brought a car with us) We lasted two and a half years. Ended up breaking it off because she was a bit of a loon. But that's unrelated!

lsucheer 0

Friday 24 February 2012 22:01

Your pretty.

Cat_Daniels 6

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:16

You must have never had a boyfriend before.

jloveee 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:31

fyl because he is a psycho

broken_chaos 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:35

Run.

SpaceBoyy 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:58

Good idea. come to the moon with ne OP

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:39

At least he didn't carve it into his dick. Take what you can get, hon. You got yourself a keeper there ;D

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:02

Alan, if his dick was big enough for him to carve it there, she wouldn't be complaining.

zethioth 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:45

At least you'll always be part of him?

royboh 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:58

People do these things because people celebrate weekly and monthly anniversaries.

Twigz666 18

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:19

Normally they don't carve each other's name into their legs. Not quite on the "to do" list for my next anniversary.

cerebellum_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:01

That hurts. Its like some dumbasses burning them selfs with paperclips and trying to make scar-tattoos

Body_Soap 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:20

Umm? My boyfriend and I both have hearts on out hands. we did it with a paperclip. There's nothing WRONG with it. Same as a tattoo. Geez, you people really need to get out more.

Maxine17 8

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:42

Or maybe you should get out more instead of carving symbols onto your hand? Because nothing screams "Psycho Lovers" more than scarring (Y)

Jessie5099 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:44

uhh yeah we're the ones who need to get out more..good one.

mannix_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:04

lol. You guys so crazy!

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:38

Um, Body_Soap, just because you and your boyfriend do it doesn't make it any less... psychotic. I think YOU need to get out more. o.o; And while you're out, please pick up a psychiatrist. Oh, and some bread. Thanks.