Love: Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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You deserved it 5 861

By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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You deserved it 173 973

By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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You deserved it 1 988

Thanks babe

By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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You deserved it 4 984

We're so happy for you, sorta!

By Ann - 13/02/2021 21:28

Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML

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You deserved it 184

By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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You deserved it 3 512

Sign your name across my…?

By bitchonia - 28/03/2020 17:00 - Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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You deserved it 1 614

By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 668

By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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You deserved it 11 837

By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 17 432

pitbulllove 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:22

Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.

1Tsk 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:16

ooow that's so sweeeeet

Comments

RufusCade 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:22

I don't see the FML here...

anglicdvil524 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:55

You're the boyfriend, aren't you?

_Noon_ 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:04

Perhaps you should buy some glasses.

RufusCade 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 19:00

I have glasses =) and I don't see why this is any different to getting a tattoo w/ her name or initials.

touchableturtle 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 12:26

FYL. you have a crazy boyfriend.

ChelseaL0v3 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:09

My ex did the same, after about a week.. My full name in huge letters. >_< we lasted like another week.

roosterman187 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:14

It's a trap! Run. Now!

Beautiful_InBlue 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:15

thats ****** up enough without the fact you've only been together 2 months. i'd get out of that relationship like now. lol

zeroprojekt 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:38

What a promising 'gift'.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:39

Heh my brothers ex-girlfriend did that. Freaky shit...

robor007 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:40

get out asap!

iFruit 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 13:47

One day while you're sleeping, he's going to break into your house and try to carve his name into your ****. Make a run for it, and get out of that relationship. Now.