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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.

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stephenseiber1 22

Tell him that would work if he was actually any good

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Eliseopwns 22

Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.

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chloewj 15

Exactly. It's time to say goodbye to him.

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Hiktmae 20

I know it's what makes boys, boys but I really wish boys weren't so sex-driven... There'd be a lot less heart broken people in the world.

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fsomelife 26

#15 - works the same way vice versa, too

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stephenseiber1 22

Tell him that would work if he was actually any good

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feelingold 18

Fact is, many people fall into this bracket - just sex. But they don't discuss it like that. He's not unusually cold, he's just a ******* idiot. Unless OP was pressuring him with the "do you love me" question in which case she's the idiot.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Many people fall into that bracket, but those people have no business being a boyfriend.

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theaaxis 27

Sometimes that's all you're ready for; I limited myself to 'its-just-pyhsical' relationships for years! Thing is, it's all about being open about that from the start.... that guy is just a jackass.

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TiiBags 15

You just don't understand philosophy, and should totally listen to him...

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TiiBags 15

Sarcasm and stupidity are two different things. You however, are a dick. Plain and simple. Just because sarcasm is not easy on the Internet doesn't make me an idiot. Anyone who thinks I was actually serious with that comment needs to chill.

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patrickeli 15

... He's either a cold douche or a visionary

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jojimugo 20

#23 Cold visionary douche ?

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SauceySarah 30

That's cold. Not only is he saying he doesn't love you, but he's getting all philosophical with it. He's an ass.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

People who aren't in love have sex with each other all the time. He could have been elaborating on that reasoning. Though if has previously told his girlfriend he loves her and is resending it that kinda sucks. But hey if the sex is good...

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MzZombicidal 36

#56, you know very well that plenty of people don't.

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MzZombicidal 36

#56, you know very well that plenty of people don't.

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ChelseaSmile001 15

Better if he just cut to the chase. Men...

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BSnapZ 21

Cos women are so great at getting to the point and simply telling things like they are.

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MzZombicidal 36

You should give him a short and sweet explanation on how he's now single and you deserve someone who DOES love you!

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