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By Anonymous - 11/03/2011 02:27 - United States

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

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dynky 3

Friday 11 March 2011 9:12

I would have complained if I'd been sat with a toddler.

mintcar 9

Friday 11 March 2011 9:19

It's called speaking up. Seriously though, people should learn to control their kids and they should also learn how to handle their outbursts in public. The sound of a crying baby is the worse sound there is.

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dynky 3

Friday 11 March 2011 21:42

it should be a legal requirement for parents to remove screaming children from public places.

Sadochan 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:07

You're all ******* annoying. Shut up. And Woods, **** off. No one wants you opinion.

neonsugarXx 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:38

ugh. little kids. :/

neonsugarXx 0

Friday 11 March 2011 22:57

ydi and fyl though, because you should have complained to someone, and it sucks for you, sorry. sometimes kids are annoying.

GeneralMotors 23

Saturday 12 March 2011 1:39

what do you mean by kid free if it is your 4th kid?

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:03

Bitch slap da mutha fucka

NurseBitch 5

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:21

Oh for ****'s sake! Is THAT all you have to bitch about? Listen honey, you should be worried about how stretched and saggy your baby-maker is going to be after you squeeze that fourth pup out. THEN your life should be reasonably F'd up.

sgtrobswifey 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:14

LOL, she's officially deserving of the title, "baby farmer"

monnanon 13

Saturday 12 March 2011 11:10

Ever heard of pelivc floor excersises? It'll be stretched out for a bit but it returns to a size close to normal without the excersise quite quick, with the excersise it can go back to normal completely Also what if the first three kids were triplets?