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It's about some time you put some effort into your yoga. If you're not farting, you're just screwing around. If it's any consolation, a good-looking guy doing yoga is probably gay. If you see an ugly guy doing yoga, he's straight and will probably think of you in your yoga poses when he whacks off after class. Doesn't that cheer you up?
Ohkay. It's just stupid to hold in farts! The air travels to your brain and you end up exploding. Then animals will come and eat your remains. And what happens when there's no more of you to eat?? That's right!!! They go after your babies!! Do you want to be a baby killer?? Cause that's what you're doing when you hold in a fart.
So? I'd be more worried about the opinions of the other people in your yoga class who you know, rather than the stranger you are trying to impress. People fart during exercise when they strain or over do it - or try too hard because they want to impress someone. Next time don't try to show off. YDI
HAHA your life sucks ..
to be honest, if i was said "good-looking guy," i'd probably just think it's hilarious. i've come to the realization that, despite denials to the contrary, people do fart. it's ok! |the kid|
at least you know it's working. pretty sure when you fart it means your bum has relaxed.
Very smooth.
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what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot" :)
Tell him you were honking at him.