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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By andinpublictoo - 29/10/2021 22:59

Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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Yaggi 0

Friday 10 December 2010 18:56

what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot" :)

aback 4

Friday 10 December 2010 19:26

Tell him you were honking at him.

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sum1two 0

Friday 10 December 2010 19:18

lol. what's with people always farting in yoga.

aback 4

Friday 10 December 2010 19:26

Tell him you were honking at him.

seahorses4eva 4

Friday 10 December 2010 19:52

^ HA! This made me laugh.

annabethjackson 0

Friday 10 December 2010 19:34

Ripping one at an awesome time I would say

DethbyFML 0

Friday 10 December 2010 19:52

did he reply awwwwwww sheeeeeeet

funktown 2

Friday 10 December 2010 20:14

Disgusting

karimkz 0

Friday 10 December 2010 20:17

girl dont fart!

annabethjackson 0

Friday 10 December 2010 20:28

Yes they do

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 10 December 2010 20:34

if I ever release an album, the title will be, "Music From the Toothless Jaws of Love." I'll thank you in the liner notes.

Falken45 0

Friday 10 December 2010 20:34

no that wasn't a fart, you actually Queefed!!! ydi

sabroso 0

Friday 10 December 2010 20:39

was his face near your ass? that would have been awesome

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