Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

Aww FYL, OP. People can be a bit insensitive, as we can see by these comments. Don't worry, size doesn't really matter. You'll find someone! And never mind the laugh!

haydenzare 4

Friday 15 August 2014 20:58

3-1 inches is my guess

namine120409 42

Thursday 23 October 2014 10:08

Oh my god, how embarrassing and awkward.

rainbowsprite 7

Thursday 30 October 2014 16:04

Wow that must be one messed up penis ?? you should just hire a prostitute and get over it

kaiuskc 3

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:34

Bruh I'm 14 and a woman saw my penis for the first time was when I had 4 inches and I was 11 and you're 30 and haven't lost you'r virginity

Blippety 23

Monday 8 December 2014 14:25

Well, on the bright side - you're a wizard!

whitnayfortooh 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 4:52

I was gonna say reppin VA...but maybe I don't want to now ha

Derperder 9

Sunday 15 February 2015 20:05

so I'm guessing you're a 30 year old virgin

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