By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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You deserved it 47
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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pedinhuh 23

Damn, Hooking up with a chick in a night club and having a one night stand is not THAT hard... ...some shots of any alcohol beverage should help you with that, if you're still have problems with that, pay a hooker, now if you have morals and want wait for "the right girl"...well, good luck.

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katties 27

Maybe you were scared and your penis shrunk up? It happened to my boyfriend once when he saw 3 giant spiders hanging over his bed. It shrunk to like, an inch - I too laughed at it X) But yes, FYL

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awkward611 26

she shouldn't be working in that field if she can't keep her opinions to herself that includes her reactions...

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Smoldering 15

Why in the illustration does the guy look like pewdiepie????Anyone else see it?

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SiegeOfTheSiren 9

The guy in the illustrated FML looks like Shaggy Rogers! xD

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