By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Comments

vintaqe 28

This must've been "hard" to share. amirite?

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dawood_k 27

Shame sorry to hear that OP... But look at the good side at least somebody finally got to see it.

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Krystal3408 32

The first time? Geez that must have been really embarrassing. Don't beat yourself up over it.

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Euronymous93 29

YDI for trying to impress a doctor. You're there for medical treatment, not to get lucky.

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Sirin_fml 46

In all fairness, the actual story is below the illustration.

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FrankHotpants 31

It's going to be hard building up that confidence again, you might make it to 40.

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