By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

454 7
neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

292 13

Comments

thatnucca 36

The fact that she's a hot doctor or nurse and asking you to take your pants off doesn't mean you're gonna get laid. You've been watching too much ****. Get outdoors bruh.

0 0
marinewife01 16

You poor thing! :(

0 0
EllaJSwiftie 16

Did your mom never saw your penis? I mean, when you were a baby or something?

0 0
odod777 28

Its ok if you have a small penis. The size doesnt really matter, what really matters is how effective your **** is... Its fine to have a small dick...

0 0
Pixiecrack 11

spank the monkey more often...don't be afraid it's natural...The more often you play with it, let the blood flow the bigger he will grow.....and who knows you might just be a grower not a shower ;)

0 0
mikedirnt19 5

daaamn! that would suck. that would really suck! sorry dude

0 0
thatoneninjadude 14

It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean!

0 0
Nuke4193 4

You should have slapped her in the face with it and said "laugh now bitch!" Walking out through the waiting room, pants still off

0 0