By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

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icepick23 12

Was there a pair of nice boobs underneath that shirt?

RedX1000FML 11

Oh look. CreamGravy got submitted again. Gratz.

I think the twilight team has basically ended...she seems a bit stuck in the past...

mooseantlers 1

if shes the first to talk to you in that long can you really be picky? maybe youll get approached more if you dont judge everyone you meet.

Beggars can't be choosers cry baby #TeamEdward

could've been worse! like Justin Bieber or Zayn Malik!!!! you're doing just fine bro..