By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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CreamGravy 36

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

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pedinhuh 23

Who cares about teams??? It's all about getting laid! ...assuming she's not one of those 14 yrs old fangirls...

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XBurytheCastleX 25

I hate people like you, just because somebody likes twilight it makes them a psychopath or something. You will never find a girl with this attitude. You sir will likely die alone.

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jonahwalzer 12

So close to a perfect girl! Only if she was team jacob!

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Peachy2392 26

Well, if you date her you won't have to go eat at McDonald's by yourself. I hope someone else remembers his last FML that was posted less than a week ago.

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CreamGravy 36

My whole love life seems to just be one big FML doesn't it?

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perdix 29

#76, yep, there are those ridiculously high standards I keep telling you that are ruining your sex life. Flirt with a Twilight fan, dummy! Need I remind you she possesses two boobs and a pussy?

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perdix 29

#82, a brain is optional equipment. I have it in the "nice to have" category;)

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frizz101 22

Better to have standards and end up with someone you care about, then settling for someone you can't stand and be miserable just to have sex.

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FloMarDee 19

.....says lonely cat woman while spoon feeding soup to one of 30 cats that she shares a one bedroom with... yep, MUCH better to have standards

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JMichael 25

Hey beggars can't be choosers man.

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JMichael 25

122- she could be a bronie.

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frizz101 22

115 I'm happily married with a child, your comment is irrelevant.

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Martinez0285 28

she could be a man... that may count as worse

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superdom 12

So is mine dont feel bad

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threer 30

You guys are completely objectifying girls. They have two boobs and a pussy is why you want her? Because she has no brain? Why not the personality? Go kill yourselves.

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jkmartinjk 16

^Wow, that may have been the easiest game of 'Spot the Feminist' that I have ever played.

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wolfknite64 5

Where a shirt that says 'I HATE TWILIGHT!" she'll get the message.

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dragonswingfaeri 4

#113 omg your comment had me rolling. That's a hell of a mental image there Lmao

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