By CreamGravy - 11/10/2013 03:50 - Australia

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML
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joeljohnson 6

Don't be an ass. Take what you can get. Just because she likes Twilight doesn't mean she's not a good girl.

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EspyPsyche 11

YDI because you should take what you can get.

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amisenho 11

Chastise him for having standards? No way, my friend; quality over quantity any day.

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amisenho 11

Someone flirted with you for the first times in MONTHS? Holy gravy! Try telling that to people who have never had any luck with any amount of flirting. Unless, of course, you meant, "the first time in 180 months," or something.

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PaulieXP 16

Get your own team shirt. plenty to choose from: Alucard Blade Buffy Selene etc...

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KenziDionne 14

Really now that's probably the reason you haven't got a girl to talk to you in months beggars can't be choosers just cause she likes Twilight is not a reason to not like her especially when she came onto you to hell there's a lot of things worse than her liking Twilight!

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