By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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marinus_fml 19

I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.

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WCARlover 34

awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it

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kittykat1497 7

you gonna embrace that? huh, pedi ear?

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loverBall 0

wow sucks to be you if no one found you attractivee or atleast interstinggg or maybe it could be the fact tht you just want people tht you could never have and thts why you think no one crushed on you till this little girl came alonggg./: fyl INDEED

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lindseyluvszac 4

Shit, take it as compliment. At least there's still hope for you. Now... post a picture so we have an idea of what you look like.

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kittykat1497 7

you gonna go for it? huh, pedobear? O_o

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Immatheprez 0

whats wrong with that???

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Ew? There's nothing gross about this as long as op doesn't return the five year-old's affection in a physical way. Just saying.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

that was meant for 22 ^^^

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ZTD09 2

If you were pedobear, this would be an LML.

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Xathanos 16

Just wait, there will be someone for you later on. Being a pedo is never cool mkay?

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