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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML

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Know this of me…

By thefmlman2011 - 02/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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imkool136 22

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:00

Doesn't matter still got hit on.

roxyroller20 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:17

Take it as a compliment, you must attractive as either gender

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limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:47

Doesn't matter, had sex.

chinaski7628 32

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:54

I'm fairly certain no sex was had...

itwasntme14 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:55

It's lyrics to a song by Lonely Island #12 is saying it still counts as being hit on. The comment still isn't very relevant though.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 13:04

supreme optomist

AyeJay101 25

Sunday 6 September 2015 8:56

Friend zone her! So she tries to get out and get with it! Who knows, maybe you could turn a lesbian bi

Tyrez 32

Sunday 6 September 2015 10:38

Wow, lots of optimistic comments...

thisguy22 33

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:16

I don't think I've ever seen a situation where this comment is more appropriate... "Man up!" You need to be proactive about that stuff man. Can't always wait for people to come to you.

sarcasmwins 24

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:18

Own it! At least you got hit on OP, that's still a win!

gracehi 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:28

Hey. You got options. Not good or plentiful options, but options.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:40

So did you take it farther you might have gotten somewhere

Bryce8 11

Sunday 6 September 2015 11:51

Keep your chin up, you will find that special someone eventually!

khorstmye 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 12:08

Boy was she in for a big surprise

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 13:05

was she hot?

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML

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Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

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Today, a repairman woke me up so he could change the filter in my furnace. This would have been fine, except he didn't wake me up until he was already in my room, where I was sleeping naked. FML

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Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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