By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Mi casa es su casa?

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CallMeWindSock 24

Mi casa es su casa?

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TheLadyOpal 30

How do you say that in French, though?

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CallMeWindSock 24

Sadly, I never had French in school. Us Germans don't like the French, you see.

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Wizardo 33

Je maison et tu maison? I don't know its been years since I've done French.

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Pleonasm 35

Ma maison est ta maison. But they probably just say it in spanish anyway, cos it sounds cooler.

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Audem_fml 27

Ma maison est ta maison. Deutschen gegen Franzosen... ja klar ! So cliché ^^

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CallMeWindSock 24

Hahah fang mal bitte nicht erst damit an! Wir gewinnen eh ;) aber morgen wird's ja ganz lustig beim Fußball, wenn du schaust

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Wizardo 33

#19, yh way more smoother in Spanish anyway. But what about Italian though?

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Audem_fml 27

Frankreich kann gar nicht gegen Deutschland gewinnen. Das ist mir klar ! Die andere Franzosen sind nur dumm. ^^ #35 Sorry FML's staff. It proves one thing : that website is trully international ! :P

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girI 20

Мой дом это ваш дом - Russian (Moee dome eto vash dome)

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RedPillSucks 31

My house is your trespass? Hello, 911?

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Pinkish_Flight 7

#33 Italian: La mia casa è la tua casa.

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Agax 12

なぜ主題はとてもオフトピックです

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lord_meloetta 20

Why am I the only person who doesn't speak other languages?

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Godsofdracos 15

Not the only one 74, this is beyond cryptic to me haha.

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UrOrangeChicken 11

我的房子是你的房子

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1tsmenoah 20

This whole thread has become people communicating in foreign languages to other people in other foreign languages. Please. Speak. English.

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Mafia_ 16

Я очен хорошо пани маю тиья

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ddlovatolover 23

我的家是你的家。 (Wo de jia shi ni de jia)

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atrandom 11

You are not. I am also at a loss

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orsombre_fml 11

We don't ;-)

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pinkster2014 25

114 says "These comments are annoying" in spanish haha

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girI 20

106, it's meant to be 'Я очень хорошо понимаю тебя'

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Gargoyl 10

البيت بيتك/ بيتي بيتك

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grossn 12

הבית שלי גם הבית שלך. Everyone was doing it peer pressure got me

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queensvenzka_fml 2

"Fais comme chez toi" or "ma maison et la tienne" :) de nada

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lina21 12

Or you could take 2 seconds to type in google translate. Despite popular belief, the world does not revolve around English

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JustAnotherJose2 14

Guess it doesn't work to do this in ASL...

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sometimessam 16

Gave up trying to read these after the first 100.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Damn..I only know how to speak other languages. Not read and write them. Wait...I can read Deutsch. Yay! Meine haus, nicht dein haus.

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girI 20

106 *Я очень хорошо понимаю тебя

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ukeandfoodislife 19

I don't know... I mean it's really weird to have neighbors swimming in your pool but maybe they like know each other? I think it's a bit much to call the cops. A simple conversation about boundaries should suffice.

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badluckalex 23

I want to know why op leaves the house unlocked when they go on vacation....

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amicusbriefs 10

No one said they went through the house... could have jumped the fence or used the gate?

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bazoo42 25

In my mind, it is a serious liability issue. If any of them were injured (or Heaven forbid, drown), they could easily sue Op.

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iwadasn 32

44, I doubt the patio and pool are inside the house.

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littlekellilee 45

44, sometimes neighbors swap keys so they can look after the house when one is gone.

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Trin_Tran 26

#29 I'm sure if they knew, knew each other OP wouldn't have posted this as a FML .

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keirookami 11

@54 how would it be OPs fault? they were trespassing while op was on vacation and op never gave them permission to swim. Plus I don't think France sues people to the extent America does

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raphanne_fml 33

#86 Yeah, we're not sue-happy people here. I think the police would laugh at the neighbor's face if he sued after trespassing and getting injured.

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yung_dubbs 9

I would call the cops. That's not right. They should know that there is a boundary and you definitely don't hop to your neighbors house and use their pool and backyard without their permission. That's ignorant, stupid, and a bit creepy.

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JokersHQ 21

It may not have been left open. The patio and pool are more than likely outside. So they were just on their property and using their stuff while the person was awa

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ThomasBombadil 31

This pool is too big, this pool is too small and this pool is just right.

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alicealiveordead 13

at least they weren't inside your house? sounds like op has a nice place :)

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christge1beast 17

We don't know that. They may have

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btrag97 13

That's a little weird.

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rhysfucker 24

Well, I told you I would keep an eye on the place...

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Audem_fml 27

Maybe they are just checking up on your house, making sure it's not being robbed ;)

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IJG2000 16

By their children in a pool and them chilling on a patio? I don't think so.

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Brooke5702 13

Their children were checking the pool for robbers, obviously.

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man_in_black08 28

You should have been like "oh now that your here, why dont you make all of yourselves comfortable in my rooms too?" Perhaps it might have made them feel a little.

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