By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 20:55 - Australia - Caroline Springs

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML
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KayDee29 31

I believe she incests on you performing unspeakable acts. I would just avoid her for a few years.

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lostinareverie 21

Better a drunk text to you than some sleazy guy who would take advantage and such.

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ZDRANO 9

That's allowed where you're at right?

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ToxicTyrael 26

To bad that she's not your super hot stepsister who moved in a week ago.

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malachite1357 11

Well that's gonna be an interesting conversation if you see her at home soon, haha

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hailhydra 6

Cersei Lannister would be proud of her

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r1r1h2 11

Please tell me you're not a Dollangager. She might have a couple flowers in the attic. Now you can dismiss it like petals on the wind, but if there be thorns she might become quite insistent. Hopefully she's so shitfaced that she's completely forgets like seeds of yesterday. A little warning though, if you are down for the Dollanganger way, try being incognito like a garden of shadows.

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Draconus324 4

Should have said yes then blackmail for life

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creeperdevon 18

This is why I'm glad I will never drink, I can record my drunken friends and blackmail them or just laugh at their stupidity

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Glasshoney 9

Yikes! She must've thought she was texting another guy with your name. Awkward. Therapy for life! Lol ?

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heyimrichie 11

one of those that leave you like , uh wow ok. *scroll*

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